Wednesday 23 April 2008

If you want to know the time, ask…

…an Imam. Moslems at a great Islam and science gathering have called for the world to replace GMT with, er, Mecca time, because they have, er, scientifically proven that Mecca is actually the centre of the world. Well there you go, then.

Read about it here. (H/T New Oxford Review).

So, it's goodbye to GMT (genetically modified time) and BST (bovine spongiform time), and hello to MST (microsoft time).

I wonder how long before Damian spots this one?

1 comment:

gemoftheocean said...

Right. Is that before or after hell freezes over? If Mecca ever does get nuked, rest assured the hour will be fixed on GMT.